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Quacking!!!
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Breaks my heart and makes me spellbound
Owwwwwwwwww table landed on my hand at work - don’t ask me how, these things just happen to me (like last Saturday where I ate five chilis by accident) - now I have a killer blood blister on my pinkie. Repeat: ow.
Just popped down to the shops for a coffee.. In my pyjamas. My sister’s gonna disown me for this one!
Urban possum reading nth shore times outside LM’s apartment.. Tres chic
“ Surely everybody turns into something they would’ve mocked originally!
Cynical duck
Pimple display of affection???????
Now, I’m all for looking after your man… But imagine my horror as I was waiting to cross the street and I see a woman SQUEEZING A PIMPLE ON HER MAN’S NECK while also waiting for the green man!!!!! Ok so I can think of several other things to do to occupy my time whilst waiting with bf in tow: how about reigniting our debate as to whether radiohead is good music Ora whiny dirge? Or start singing a song I know’ll bug him enough for him to react and make me giggle? Or howabout a quick cuddle, they’re always fun? I know pda’s are generally frowned upon but at least I’m not squeezing his face for pimple-goop! Not a sanitary harvest! And not to mention the fact that it’s bad for your skin, but Seriously, when did ‘public affection’ start meaning pimple-pickers can go all out in the street?? People- it’s gross. Find something equally satisying but Less gross to spend your time on!
I was angry with my friend I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe I told it not, my wrath did grow.
Top 5 words [as of today, anyway]
- tender
- plethora
- aquarium
- anthropomorphic
- courgette
Modern Love?
